My dumbfuck friend

"WOI FUCKER WHERE CAN SMOKE INDOORS WAN?? GO OUTSIDE AND SMOKE LA DON'T LIGHT IT HERE"
"Ok ok"

*Runs to smoking area*

BANG

"WOOOHOOO!" everyone cheers.

My dumbfuck friend ran into an automatic transparent sliding door.

Security Guard: Is he okay man? We saw it on the surveillance.
"Yeah he's good, just dumbfounded by his own stupidty. You did laugh when you saw that happen right?"
Security Guard: *Smiles*.