Tarzan thinks that I'm full of helium.
If he doesn't sit on my lap,
he's afraid i'll float up and away.
Sigh I miss my girlfriend.
4.7.08
2.7.08
Junhann The Tourist
Fucking stop taking pictures of food, boy.
Aquarium where we met Ezra.
Hann, Ashvin, Leroy & [top] Ezra.
Mahai Ezra you skinnier already wei!!
Fucking around the city.
Safariiz
Girlfriend & Sis.
Tourist in Victoria Market.. who the fuck takes pictures in VicMart?
Winter Beach/Bitch with Ashvin.
Fucking Tarzan sleeps with Hann every night.
Zoo.
Zooooo.
Zoooooooooooooo.
And just another sohai.
Ta.
Aquarium where we met Ezra.
Hann, Ashvin, Leroy & [top] Ezra.
Mahai Ezra you skinnier already wei!!
Fucking around the city.
Safariiz
Girlfriend & Sis.
Tourist in Victoria Market.. who the fuck takes pictures in VicMart?
Winter Beach/Bitch with Ashvin.
Fucking Tarzan sleeps with Hann every night.
Zoo.
Zooooo.
Zoooooooooooooo.
And just another sohai.
Ta.
1.7.08
Although you've been quite the ass you are,
thanks for coming over man. I know it's hard working for the money but having the first friend coming over to visit me is just awesome. You knocked your head through a sliding door, made sohai comments and do stupid things and I gotta admit that was what I miss about you. Haha. Asshole. Btw I like your balls playing casino wars, and how you tried to buy drinks off the bar in the club and not pay.
Hope you'll arrive safely Hann and remember you owe my girlfriend RM2000. Thanks.
Janey don't gooo.
Hope you'll arrive safely Hann and remember you owe my girlfriend RM2000. Thanks.
Janey don't gooo.
16.6.08
Maybe Tomorrow
Dear Jane,
I know you have a whole sea of guys going after you, and you choose to be with me. Even without your make-up and the just-wake-up hair, there are still guys picking you up along the streets, in the library, etc. But you never know how secure you've made me be. I don't care about any of those, because I know, that you'll always come back to Tarzan, and me.
And as for me, there's nothing else I can ask for in respect to having a wonderful girlfriend like you. The patience you have to put up with my shit is unbelievable. You always knew this- that I've always been head over heels for you since the first time we met, all throughout our college life, my first year in university. But you probably never knew this- I've always kept a picture of us under my pillow. Its our first picture we took when we first got together, in front of the Crown Casino. That's how crazy I was/am for you.
I would gamble money, I would gamble my happiness. Hell, if I had quad Aces on a board of Ad As 2s 3s 4s, I would probably gamble my car, house, kids even knowing I might be beat by a measly 5s. But fuckk, Janey, I will never gamble you. There's no way I would risk not having you by my side.
So to everyone out there, I'm announcing my month-to-half-a-year with my girlfriend, Jane Gan. Its not a big accomplishment or anything, but it'll soon be. Unless she needs to get rid of me, there's no way I'm leaving her.
I love you, Janey. Best of luck in your exams tomorrow, and hope you like them white roses.
I know you have a whole sea of guys going after you, and you choose to be with me. Even without your make-up and the just-wake-up hair, there are still guys picking you up along the streets, in the library, etc. But you never know how secure you've made me be. I don't care about any of those, because I know, that you'll always come back to Tarzan, and me.
And as for me, there's nothing else I can ask for in respect to having a wonderful girlfriend like you. The patience you have to put up with my shit is unbelievable. You always knew this- that I've always been head over heels for you since the first time we met, all throughout our college life, my first year in university. But you probably never knew this- I've always kept a picture of us under my pillow. Its our first picture we took when we first got together, in front of the Crown Casino. That's how crazy I was/am for you.
I would gamble money, I would gamble my happiness. Hell, if I had quad Aces on a board of Ad As 2s 3s 4s, I would probably gamble my car, house, kids even knowing I might be beat by a measly 5s. But fuckk, Janey, I will never gamble you. There's no way I would risk not having you by my side.
So to everyone out there, I'm announcing my month-to-half-a-year with my girlfriend, Jane Gan. Its not a big accomplishment or anything, but it'll soon be. Unless she needs to get rid of me, there's no way I'm leaving her.
I love you, Janey. Best of luck in your exams tomorrow, and hope you like them white roses.
14.6.08
Its fucking Friday the 13th
Yeah and it's fucking bad luck to two people.
1) Me.
My car got broken into, took my GPS & 8 bucks worth of coins, but not stealing my iPod touch, sunglasses, Ashvin's sunglasses, Jane's sunglasses, or my birthday lighter. I fucking curse you motherfucker who smashed my window, I fucking curse you, your whole family, from your grandfather to your fucking great-grandchildren that you guys live with $20 a week for the rest of your lives, get AIDS & Herpes, and have no ability to orgasm.
2) The chick in the club who was too drunk to notice that Junhann picked her up.
Apparently she offered him to "show him around" Melbourne. St. Kilda, baby, St fucking Kildaaa.
And I'm sorry babe. Got a heap loads of things in my mind now. If you're reading this, I love you, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry for not being able to wake up to buy you a bucket of KFC and fries, but you know I still love you, and I always will. Thanks for the upcoming 5 months being with me.
Mwaah.
1) Me.
My car got broken into, took my GPS & 8 bucks worth of coins, but not stealing my iPod touch, sunglasses, Ashvin's sunglasses, Jane's sunglasses, or my birthday lighter. I fucking curse you motherfucker who smashed my window, I fucking curse you, your whole family, from your grandfather to your fucking great-grandchildren that you guys live with $20 a week for the rest of your lives, get AIDS & Herpes, and have no ability to orgasm.
2) The chick in the club who was too drunk to notice that Junhann picked her up.
Apparently she offered him to "show him around" Melbourne. St. Kilda, baby, St fucking Kildaaa.
And I'm sorry babe. Got a heap loads of things in my mind now. If you're reading this, I love you, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry for not being able to wake up to buy you a bucket of KFC and fries, but you know I still love you, and I always will. Thanks for the upcoming 5 months being with me.
Mwaah.
5.6.08
My dumbfuck friend
"WOI FUCKER WHERE CAN SMOKE INDOORS WAN?? GO OUTSIDE AND SMOKE LA DON'T LIGHT IT HERE"
"Ok ok"
*Runs to smoking area*
BANG
"WOOOHOOO!" everyone cheers.
My dumbfuck friend ran into an automatic transparent sliding door.
Security Guard: Is he okay man? We saw it on the surveillance.
"Yeah he's good, just dumbfounded by his own stupidty. You did laugh when you saw that happen right?"
Security Guard: *Smiles*.
"Ok ok"
*Runs to smoking area*
BANG
"WOOOHOOO!" everyone cheers.
My dumbfuck friend ran into an automatic transparent sliding door.
Security Guard: Is he okay man? We saw it on the surveillance.
"Yeah he's good, just dumbfounded by his own stupidty. You did laugh when you saw that happen right?"
Security Guard: *Smiles*.
20.5.08
Guess the only not fucking up for me is Safari.
I still don't have PS.
Happy belated, Ash.
Happy birthday Mr. Vomit Blood King.
Anybody want to share with me to rent an ambulance for his b'day?
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